Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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