He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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