Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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