i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
