Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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