your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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