So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I cockslap morals
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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