if you like me you must not know who I am
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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