No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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