Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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