On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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