We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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