dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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