yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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