Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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