I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Lo siento on account of my penis...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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