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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
it's like iHOP with fire
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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