I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I fill condoms, not promises.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
