I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
So much rum. So many feels.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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