Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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