On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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