I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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