He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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