Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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