Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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