guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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