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(715): View more from Wisconsin

HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!

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(347): View more from New York

alright she left, finally time to fart up the room

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(530): View more from California

is this the sara with the beer cane?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy

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(716): View more from New York

I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome

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(330): View more from Ohio

STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.

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(716): View more from New York

i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him

(516): View more from New York

all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN

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(562): View more from California

Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.

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