They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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