As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
