she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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