But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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