Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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