I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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