Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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