Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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