I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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