he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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