Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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