I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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