covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Randomize
