North Korea, Best Korea!
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
i now understand why vodka
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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