Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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