is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
kristin has been a bad kristin
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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