i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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