This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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