yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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