1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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