? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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