Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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