so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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