Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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