Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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