I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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