there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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