Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I smell like Dick and happiness
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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