So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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