honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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